Anyone else watch the Top Model Finale?
| May 15th, 2009What the fuck was that runway finale? Did bad art school become ironic again? Did I miss the boat again? Have I been on this boat the whole time? Are 13 year old girls all over America gonna have pie in the sky dreams of dumborexic oil-writhing edgyness? Am I? Will smiling with my eyes and giving lots of neck help me in a situation like this? When in doubt, grab that weave, and swirl and twirl. You’ll always have pictures like this to back you up and cut people with your couture work-it-bitch fierceness.
And don’t act like you don’t watch this show.
whoa… looked like a crazy dirty orgy. i think this is why i lost interest… Tyra has gone off the deep end… and what did the first part have to do with the second part????? oh well. let’s remember the good ol’ days!
hahahaha. oh man.
i got home from egypt 2 days ago and watching the season finale was at the top of my list of things to do, I watched it last night. I wanted Alison to win, but I’m not surprised, since she didn’t have a weave to twirl. Is next season the season for shorties? I think that’s weird. maybe the fatties will come after that.
also, smiling with your eyes will help you succeed in every situation. unless you’re name is London, and you’re permanently smiling with your eyes, and then it means nothing.